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Men's Hoodie | Hanes P170

Dexcom Oh Sh*t Crash Alert Humor Humor Unisex Contrast Hoodie

$38.95 $47.95
Nope, not a unicorn. Diabetes comes with so many wonderful surprises. The word "oh sh*t" is said quite enough, but really has meaning when the dreaded...
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Nope, not a unicorn. Diabetes comes with so many wonderful surprises. The word "oh sh*t" is said quite enough, but really has meaning when the dreaded double arrow shows up. If you have a continuous glucose monitor, this is probably what it should say in the pamphlet instructions for "rapidly decreasing".

This Hanes classic is a comfortable classic. King of versatility, the men's hooded sweatshirt has become a staple in any wardrobe. Kangaroo-style front pocket is perfect for your phone, keys or anything else you want to stash.
  • Brand: Hanes 
  • Made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
  • Patented, low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
  • 50% cotton/50% polyester | Fabric Weight: 7.8 oz (midweight)
  • Ribbed cuffs and waist hem
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Hoodie size chart showing A length, B width and C sleeve length
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A B C
S 26.5 inch 20 inch 23.98 inch
M 27.48 inch 21.97 inch 24.29 inch
L 28.46 inch 23.98 inch 24.37 inch
XL 29.49 inch 25.98 inch 24.76 inch
2XL 30 inch 27.95 inch 25 inch
3XL 30.51 inch 30 inch 25.91 inch
4XL 30.98 inch 31.97 inch 25.98 inch
5XL 31.97 inch 33.98 inch 26.5 inch

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